Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Her Man, My Boo pt. 4

Wtf! I'm thinking. I gave Judy the worst look ever. She knew she could have drove that  piece of shit Buick to the gas station. Against my better judgment, we all hoped in, squished and all. I looked out the window so that I wouldn't have to  face this stank breath Ginuwine wannabe mofo who just kept blowing cigarette smoke my way. I could have punched him right between his eyes. Just then my babe called.

"Hey babe", I said excitedly
 Now let me tell you about my boo. I met him at my high school prom and he was on prom with someone else. It just so happen we both wore the same colors: orange. He kept looking at me from time to time. I would glance over once in a while to give him a piercing look as to say ."What the hell were you looking for and at?". He was there with Porsha, if our class had a award for girl with the weirdest shaped body, it would have went to her. Imagine Buffy the Body upside down. Anyhow, I decided to go to the dance floor when Juvenile's "back that thang up"song came on. I didn't have much but you couldn't tell me nothing. I went straight to the middle, and started doing my thing! By then, everybody started getting crump. The dance floor started getting packed, and I decided to go get me a drink.

On the side of me I heard "copycat".

"Say what?", I said

"Dang lil mama, whats up with the attitude"?, he said

First off, Trish? a copycat? Ha! never that. I set trends, now that I was looking around, I saw a few chicks rocking a hairstyle I had a month prior.

"what you talking about?", I damn near hollered
"You wearing my colors", he stated.
"Boy bye, I been had my color and dress months ago", I said as a matter of fact

"It's all good, you look good though", he said.
"Thanks", I smiled

"You gone save me a dance?", he asked
"I gotcha", I said and walked away as Kanye's "Golddiggr" came on

NOW I AINT SAYIN SHE A GOLDIGGER, BUT SHE AIN'T MESSING WITH A  BROKE NINJA
GET THAT DOWN GIRL GONE HEAD GET DOWN......

He grabbed me by the arm and pulled me to the side and kissed me right there.He pressed his wood on me and wow for the first time ever in my whole life, I felt a wetness between my legs. I pulled away and walked to the bathroom. I had to collect myself
TO BE CONTINUED,,,,,

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